Description:When Albert Smith staggers into his kitchen one morning, his oven mitt addresses him as "Emperor of the Universe". Smith does the only reasonable thing and silences the apparent phantasm by hitting it hard with the next utensil at hand. Yet shortly after that, he finds himself catapulted into space along with a fast food restaurant, only to discover that he is not the only pretender to this title. Outlandish characters of all sorts try to impede his coronation, whereas the awesome Panda, loyal if verbose Grint, and a robot named Sunny (who isn't) escort him through his involuntarily humorous adventure.
No animals were harmed in the writing of this novel (not even hamsters)
Guaranteed to be 100% lactose-free
Suitable for vegetarian readers (not so sure about vegans though)
Of each book sold, 1¢ will be sent to the 'Society for Hamster Antidiscrimination Zones Elsewhere' (SHAZE)
Specially designed to help reduce cellulite (if strapped to one's butt during one's daily thirty-mile marathon)
1 in 8 copies will be the limited 'scratch and sniff' edition (guaranteed to be 100% fragrance free)
